Mike Polygamy-tics. Warning, extremely bias. Like for real. @ 12:36 on Wednesday, October 17, 2012 I don't usually like to write about Politics because it usually ends in horrible debate and unneeded angst against good friends. But after watching the 2nd Presidential debate last night I have to say a few things about our friend Mittens. He has a binder full of women's names, he thinks all women are stay at home moms with little time to squeeze in a job, he thinks it's the single mothers fault automatic weapons kill Americans, he thinks America is of one god (Mormo, the Muppet god of the Mormons), and his son looks like THIS. Look, I'm sure a lot of what he said wasn't meant that way and it can be taken out of context, but still. A President just can't have that luxury. If you are going to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world you've have to be made of some pretty awesome stuff. Mittens has the pretty awesome hair, but he doesn't the pretty awesome anything else. The only thing Mittens has on Obawesome is that Obawesome did indeed raise the deficit, but a lot. But Obamawesome didn't deny raising the deficit. He owned it, he also owned the crisis in Libya. He owned it good, he manned up like a President should. I think our friend Mittens chances of becoming President just fell flat on it's face. Also, I just saw an Obawesome AD narrated by Morgan Freeman. Yeah, that's right. Morgan Freeman. The voice of god. I'm not talking about the Bruce Almighty god he depicts in "Bruce Almighty". I mean, his voice literally the voice of god. He can talk about anything, anything at all and people will listen to him without disdain. It's over man. New Comment | Return to Blog Important Read: You must enter your NAME, SUBJECT along with the Comment Body to properly submit a comment. Thank You.