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What dreams are made of... @ 08:00 on Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Sleeping pills occasionally give me crazy dreams, but these last few dreams have been so outlandish and random dreams. Last night I dreamed I was in the military, and I was dishonorably discharged for having the wrong amount of chewing gum in my backpack. I then ended up living on my own in an Apartment in Florida where I starting having breathing problems and then had a heart attack. I died there on the floor of my apartment gasping for air thinking to myself, this is exactly how my dad died. I suddenly woke up face down in my bed, with my neck laying on my pillow.

Previous dreams:
Argument with Obama over what color my Volkswagen should be.
Dinosaur chasing me in a Walmart designed for giants. I was in a Toyota pickup truck trying to out run a T-Rex.
Lived my entire life out, married my ex girlfriend, had kids, retired, told my son I loved him moments before I died.
Gained the ability to shoot toothpaste out of my finger tips.
...and other crazy shit I can't remember.

I'm totally insane.

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BwkyGlgcexTKRiNeZVP @ 23:56 on Monday, October 22, 2012
You really found a way to make this whole process esaier.
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