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Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Bellicose Rhetoric: North Korea vs North Korea by M7600 @ 7:58 pm
"Bellicose Rhetoric" says Chuck Hagel. Very Bellicose mostly Rhetoric. It seems Kim Jong Un tasted a bit of his late fathers "nuclear punch" and liked it. In fact he likes it so much now it seems he is nuke-drunk, or nuke-tarded. I believe the scientific term for his state of mind is Nucleonic Retardisim. Kim Jong Un sees this as a great political tool, and he is actually using it quite well. You probably noticed Kim Jong Un released a bunch of Dr. Evil looking pictures of him at a comically large desk with his Apple Computer, and huge diagram of the North Korea and the United States with what looks like straight lines drawn between the United States and North Korea. I assume they mean those are missile strikes, even though it looks like a cylindrical projection of the world map and the lines would have to be curved to show an accurate missile path... anyway. The whole thing just stinks of propaganda.
So Kim wants to lay waste to the West Coast. That's nice, but he lacks the power to get his new nuke flavored punch over to the states despite his new cutting edge 1950s'esque "Taepodong" missile. I have no doubt these missiles can get to the United States, no problem. But as far as accuracy, and actually hitting the states, plus detonating successfully is as slim of a chance as is the chance of me winning the lottery and living the rest of my life being hand fed by super models on my flying fortress. Let's assume they can hit us with their new Kimchi missiles. But the Taepodong missile is a staged type missile. Which means they fire off in stages and come apart like the Saturn V rocket. But unlike the Saturn V rocket, the Taepodong isn't sad nor has the word "dong" in it. Also the Saturn V rocket wasn't powered by Diet Coke and Mentos. But seriously, it's far too slow. We'd shoot it down before it even passes the Pacific. So, danger? No, not really. We are half a century ahead of them in technology. Don't worry. Save those iodine pills for later.
Well, they won't dare lay a hand on the States nor South Korea. All they will do is declare states of war and glare at South Korea while waving their fists in a most angrily fashion.. jealous of their booming Galaxy S phone filled economy. Yea, no war... Here's why.
Kim Jong Un is not a good leader and his government knows/knew it. He is continually trapped in a huge power struggle between his Government and himself. There was an assassination attempt on his life by a sect of his own government, and he also recently almost completely defunded a sect of his government loyal to Jang Sung-taek(probably the same people who tried to assassinate him). Their cover story is that Jan Sung-Taek was involved with "illegal activities". Sure, what have you been doing this whole time Kim? He has also been "punishing" Generals that do not agree with him, and spoiling the ones with "riches" and "luxuries" that agree with his views and ideas. Anyway, the evidence seems to point to a desperate attempt to gain his countries full support. In other words, he basically is trying show the world how big balls are so his country will realize that his balls are every bit the size his dads were. This is his all or nothing attempt at full North Korean support. He's doing a good job of it too. By the time all this is over he'll be as in control of North Korea as his father was before him. South Korea will still be there, the West Coast will still be there , and all the hilarious memes and newspaper comics about Kim Jong Un will still be there.
But, threatening to nuke the United States and South Korea just so he can maintain power is kind of a dick move and a huuuge risk. He's taking a very huge risk. China already has a sizable military build up at the North Korean boarder, South Korea is looking into building their own Nuclear weapons now, and American citizens are becoming more and more gun ho about this whole situation. If American's want a war, they get a war. They don't even need real evidence to do it. Cough* Iraq* Cough* If he pushes too far he may not have a country at all. All it takes is one accidental explosion, bullet, or even mistranslation and there will be war. But I think Kim Jong Un knows that the international community cannot do anything to him unless he pulls the trigger first, and I don't think he will. Not if he wants North Korea to continue to be North Korea, not just Korea... or as I like to call it Samsung Peninsula.
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Everyone is upset about Monsanto...please shut up. by M7600 @ 10:04 am
"Oh damn you Obama for signing this terrible bill known as the Monsanto Protection Act. You are a horrible person, I wish I never had voted for you. I can't believe you did this." Shut up!! I'm liberal, but sometimes liberal people don't think things through before yelling about it. Everyone is yelling about genetically modified foods and the Monsanto Protection Act. The Monsanto Protection Act isn't even primarily about the food we eat. I'll get to that later, but first I have to vent about food.
Do people realize that genetically modified food makes food cheap? Did you know you eat something genetically modified everyday? Sure, let's put a label on it. I'm all about that, but you'll find almost 99.9999% of the shit you buy everyday is going to have this label. Do you know what genetically modified food does for farmers? It prevents us from having to spray poisonous pesticides all over crops and builds in natural pesticides that have naturally evolved... in nature... NATURALLY. Yes, we probably don't know everything about the harmful effects. Yet all GM(genetically modified) foods go through vigorous trails before it's deemed safe for the public. 30 countries in the world have all agreed, that GM foods are safe. But also consider that coffee is a natural pesticide, and that marijuana is also a natural pesticide. That's right you hippie, that pot you smoke is a natural pesticide. Not all natural pesticides are horri-bad for humans. By the way, puff puff pass asshole, quit hogging.
I'm a very liberal person, but I'm not so liberal my brains fall out. People shout before they think. We've been doing agricultural eugenics for, probably, 10,000 years. It's called selective breeding. But now we can kick crops right in the DNA balls. If people are worried about genetically modifying food, why bother with selective breeding at all? Besides, stopping now would be like throwing away the microchip or never using plastic ever again. We can build in natural resistance to insects, we can breed in a wider range for breeding seasons, and many more amazing things that natural selective breeding can't ever hope to accomplish. Now consider how cheap that makes farming. It makes it much easier to grow crops. Not just a little easier, much much more easier, and CHEAPER. Imagine our population doubled today, we would need 8 times the surface of the Earth to feed everyone. Not including the spread of human urbanization. We'd need 8 times the farming land we have available now. One day that might actually happen, but to go back now would hinder the progress we've made to supporting that population. At very worst, GM foods would be come common again. Before you jump off your seat and say, "NO MIKE! GM foods aren't needed to feed the world! That's a myth!" Yes, you are 100% correct! It is a myth you don't need genetically modified food to feed the world's population. But you need more MONEY to naturally breed crops. Money translates to inflation, and inflation translates to the lower class eating less or even starving. Unless the future truly is a Gene Roddenberry utopia, that is never going to happen. Sure it'd solve the obesity problem but imagine all the fat funny people we'd lose.
I understand how undercut Obama supporters feel, but you forget he's a man that worries about the little people. Obama is like a respectable Pope that washes the feet of children of other faiths, only you know... Smart and not religious. What Obama did was protect the availability of food for everyone. We can't afford another hurdle for expensive food. If you want all food to be "Organic" then just buy the ridiculously more expensive "Organic" foods available in stores. I put quotes around "Organic" because "Organic" foods are NOT REGULATED and anyone who can spell can slap a sticker that says "Organic" on ANYTHING. Chances are that the most overpriced food sold as "Organic" is actually NOT "organic". There's a 50/50 chance you got scammed if you bought something labeled "Organic" for a higher price.
Now that I got that genetically modified mobo-jumbo venting out of the way, I can address what Monsanto protection act is REALLY about. You know the shit that everyone is upset about? Yeah, that shit they don't realize what they are upset about. It's about the crops that live stock eat primarily. It feeds the shit that the shit you eat, eats. Hay, primarily. The biggest argument toward the banning of Monsanto was, Alfalfa. Due to scares of it's cross pollination of naturally bred Alfalfa. Yes, Alfalfa. You know? That plant no one in the right mind would normally eat, unless they thought they were a cow. There are other arguments, but that's what won the case toward the ban. Not because the court was scared people were going to start slowly dying from genetically modified foods. Every hippie and their mother blew this up into an organic vs genetically modified food war when it was never really primarily about that at all. This was about the Presidents overstepping of the courts, and cow food. Kind of feel silly now don't you?
I can understand why people are so upset though. Freedom. America is all about freedom, respect to the system, and freedom of information. Also, yes there is a horrible monopoly on genetically modified seeds. Then again, what isn't a monopoly these days? But yes it's unfair to natural farmers, yes the people deserve a label, and yes it is a very dick move on Obama's part in respect to the courts. You might even call it, "fascist". But I for one stand by his decision. To put a stop to genetically modified food now would be disastrous. Trust me, if you lived in the 30s' your view point on food would be much much different. If Monsanto only produced Alfalfa, no one would fucking care. But they don't, because they are monopoly and make lots and lots of food for you. Just shut your mouth, and enjoy the plentiful food available to you at a low price.
Monday, March 4, 2013
The scary world of technology. by M7600 @ 2:47 pm
I used to be with it, then what it was changed, now what it is scares me. It happened to me, and it will happen to YOUUuUUuUUuuUUuuuUU! It seems to be a theme of emerging generations. Older people seem to scoff at new things, trends, and styles. I even do this. But what about technology? Will I get lost in the progress? Will I not know how to text or email my grandchildren?.. Or whatever the future equivalent will be? But why? Is it out of frustration or understanding? Or is it disgust for progression? Can you just not teach an old dog new tricks? Luckily I may be part of a generation that can keep up... at least I hope so. I've been struggling to understand what makes people grow old, grumpy, and dislike new technologies. Besides the neuroscience of it, I wanted to look at it from a Historical sense.
The Greatest Generation. They are the veterans of War. Mostly dead now. Not really relevant here, but worth mentioning out of respect. If they are still around, they wouldn't know what a computer looks like. The only computers they're used to are the ones that filled entire rooms. They never owned one, only read about them in Popular Science.
The Silent Generation. My late father was part of this generation. The saddest of generations. Born between 1925 through 1945, all they knew was War. From the First World War to the Korean war, they were are very disciplined and experienced in life ethics. Battered by not only war but the great depression, life was very hard compared to today's standards. Not many of this generation is around, and if they are... oh god what they must think of the weird world. "Twats and Book Faces, what the Hell are you talking about boy?"
Baby Boom Generation, the most Technophobic of generations. Now elderly, born from 1946 up to 1964. My mom is part of this generation. Generally unable to understand the concept of every day services like twitter and social media websites, most of them are just lost in this accelerating world of interconnected technology. Once the majority, now quickly becoming a minority, they are still struggling with E-Mailing and texting their grandchildren. Though wise and responsible, they are also usually stubborn and occasionally racist. Not everyone from this generation is like this.... but that seems to be the theme or at very least the stereotype. It seems the majority of them will be lost in their twilight years as technology sky rockets them into a bizarre world of electronically driven culture.
Generation X. Born between the mid 1960s' and 1980, the true adults of our modern time. They experienced the release of Apple's personal computer and the release of Microsoft's operating systems. They are either very technologically versed or dumbfounded by it. Though they experienced the true beginnings of the digital world around us, not all of them are out there reading Kindles or Facebooking their events. Unless forced into use, they would still rather call you than text or go to the music store instead of purchase music off iTunes. Although not from a lack of understanding, more likely due to preference.
Generation Y, or the Millennial Generation. My Generation. I've met a lot of dumb people from my generation, but all of them know how to use Facebook, iTunes, etc... They can figure out how to use most graphical user interfaces. At very least they all understand the very basics technology, and are forced to keep up with it to continue to live in this world. Unlike the Babyboom Generation or Generation X, there was no chance for them to lose concept of technological change because they were born into a world of technology already in full throttle. The Millennial Generation may also be the most well informed generation thanks to the Internet. The Millennial generation is shaping the world right now. If there is a older generation that has the best chance to keep up with technology and what it may become, it is Generation Y. In fact, Generation Y may remain the majority of the world population. Less and less people are having children, the world will soon be filled with old men and women from the Millennial Generation.
Generation Z. The oldest of this generation is 13 years old, they are growing up learning how to do math on iPads and playing Xbox/PC games calling each other "fags" over voice chat. Still adolescents, the generation most immersed into technology. It's shaping their lives and vise versa. It's both a little scary and interesting. I can only speculate what these little shit talkers will become in the next 15 years. How will they deal with the progression of technology? What will they shape it into? Am I going to be ordering my computer parts from a site called diefaggotcomputers.com? Will I hate everything they introduce into this world?
We are becoming a world civilization, and it is happening fast. It started with radio communications, and has evolved into the internet. Information sharing on a global scale. I wish I could live long enough to see where we all go, what we accomplish, and most importantly if we make it. Civilizations rise and fall. We are lucky enough to live in the beginnings of the first world civilization. I hope all our differences will be set aside as a world completely interconnected through technology continues to grow.
Friday, January 4, 2013
So 2013 sounds too much like we're in the future... by M7600 @ 12:10 pm
So 2013 sounds too much like we're in the future, so here's a glimpse into the future. Well, the future that Science Fiction has brought to us anyway...
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Welcome to our perception of time. by M7600 @ 2:58 pm
Happy New Years! Our space rock passed an invisible line that signifies one orbit around the sun. So Welcome! Welcome to 2013 Anno Domini! The 13th year into the 21st century. Over a decade into the 3rd Millennium. If we dated everything in Earth age it would be 4.567 billion years today. So the Earth went around the sun 4.567 Billion times. It's been around the sun 2013 times since Christ died. Our solar system revolves around the galaxy about every 250 million years. That's pretty big, and long, and what's my point? My point is that kids born in the 21st century are worthless virgins who can't drive yet. The End.
Friday, December 21, 2012
The strength of men... by M7600 @ 3:42 pm
So the Holiday season is here. I'm supposed to be all cheery. But TV, Media, People... they've all been making my so very angry. So before I spend a week with my super right wing family I'm going to have to blow off some steam. Prepare to be offended. I'm not sure if this is me becoming more grumpy as I get older, or if a lot of people really are just plain good old fashioned stupid. I don't know if the world has always been full of people with retarded unrealistic ideas. But with the political turmoil that's been happening lately, all I can do is think about how angry I am on the inside at all these people and their ass backward "ideas". So today, I'm laying it all out. Tolerance is not on the table today. Today I am angry, and I'm going to tell you who I'm angry at and why I'm angry with you. If you think you fall into any of these classifications. I ask that you bare with me, don't debate me, you can stop talking to me if you want. But I will tolerate you for your other good qualities, which is why you are my friend in the first place. That aside, seriously FUCK YOU.
Astrology, Racist people, People who think gays will ruin marriage, People who thank god instead of the trained professionals, People who wear balance bands, People who believe in ghosts, The Westboro Baptist Church, Parents who force religion into their children, NRA (this is new), Militant Atheists, Creationists, Scientology, Homeopathy, Assholes who think smoking is the source of all cancer, People who believe in true love, Back seat troubleshooters (IT stuff), and Straight up bullshitters.
Astrology: A lot of small minded people live by what the stars are doing, and believe they are affecting them in some mystical/social way. They read horoscopes religiously, and don't go out on Friday the 13th. I have to thank them for clearing up traffic, but in reality the fact that I'm a Virgo has nothing to do with what kind of person I am. In fact the only thing astrology has to do with anything at all- is what the stars are doing when your parents were having the most productive sex. News Papers will print horoscopes that completely contradict each other. Every horoscope can be renamed randomly and printed and every single one will have some vague relation to your pathetic boring life. They are very intelligently written to apply to everyone. Bottom line, it's all bullshit and if you live by it, you are feeding an economy based on lies. But, go ahead. Enjoy it, let it inspire your day. All I ask is that you don't spew your bullshit empty retardo-scope advise on me. Fuck You.
Racist People: Do I have to really explain this one? I mean besides the obvious reason to not be racist, you asshole. If you took the DNA of most of the people around you, you'd be surprised how much skin color means absolutely nothing. Most African American's living in the US today have more Caucasian sourced genes than your closest Caucasian bigot. In fact, if you traced your DNA you'd probably find less DNA traced to Europe than the darkest skinned person you hate. The darkie you've been harassing just happens to have the gene that gives them that skin color. We live in a very diverse interconnected world now, and theirs no room for your intolerance on the most basic of levels. Fuck you.
People who think gays will ruin marriage: Who cares if it's natural or not? Why do you even care? You are just a homophobic bigot that will be a negative image of the past in the next century. If you have a problem with it, avoid it. Hell, I'm a little homophobic, but I don't make a big stink about it. You don't have to be vocal about it asshole. If another man wants to marry another man, let them ruin their lives. Sit back and watch them go at each others throats. Seriously, I would love to see Gay Divorce Court. Tell me you wouldn't. What are you? A fag? But seriously, you should be spending more time worrying about the problems you have at home. Like Swamp Racing, and Mall Burning. Go Fuck yourself.
People who thank god instead of the trained professionals: This is a big one. Remember that mining accident where the Latino miners were trapped for over 30 days? The name of the mine, and the location escape me at the moment. But engineers and scientists worked their asses off to save their lives. They designed and developed a method of extraction within a month! That's fucking amazing! That's an amazing feat of mans ingenuity and ability. What did the miners do when they came out? They thanked god. They all thanked God for saving their lives. Hello? Engineer over here, can I get some credit? No? Okay. I get paid right? Fuck man. Same situation applies to Paramedics, Surgeons, Police Officers, Fire Fighters, and ever other professionalism out there. Stop giving credit to an invisible man, that doesn't exist in the sky. Give credit where it is due, where reality is. The amazing and impressive efforts of man and mankind. Take pride in knowing you are part of a species out of 5 million others on this planet that can do such amazing feats. If you don't appreciate it then maybe you should stop being a part of it. Fuck You!
People who wear balance bands: I don't have much to say about this, other than you are a sad and gullible person. There is zero scientific evidence that supports this arm band, and if you try to give me that bullshit balance test again I'm going to punch you in your balance balls. Anyone with a brain knows how the balance test bullshit works and if I have to explain it to you, you deserve to wear the band of shame. Fucking Idiot.
People who believe in Ghosts It's nice to think our deceased loved ones are around in spirit somehow. Sure keep believing in some bullshit that makes you feel good, I have no problem with that. But if you are going to preach to me about how you saw with your own eyes, a dead fucking Indian Man in your hallway, on a cold boring night, you're going to get nothing from me but pity for your small mind. Extraordinary claims, require extraordinary evidence. Never, not once, has a ghost ever been recorded, filmed, or detected in anyway. The worst form of evidence in a court room is an eye witness. For good reason. Because people don't remember things correctly. In fact, every time you bring up a memory, you are rewriting that pattern of firing neurons over again. So that shit you remembered from 10 years ago, that Indian in the hallway? That was probably just your grandma scurrying to the toilet moaning in pain from all the breakfast burritos she had that morning. Grow the fuck up asshole, oh and Fuck You!
The Westboro Baptist Church I don't have to say anything about these people, other than they have ZERO MORALS. Funeral protesting? Seriously? You need to get a life and get some basic human morals. I mean seriously for god's sake. Read the Bible or something, anything. Protesting a funeral is the worst thing I can think of doing in life EVER. FUCK YOU!
Parents who force religion into their children Look, I'm all about freedom of religion. Freedom of religion is what this country was founded on. If you want to be Islamic, fine. If you are Christian, fine. If you are a Buddhist, good for fucking you (No seriously, Buddhism is one of the better ones. It's almost secular.) But if you are going to force your child to be a Christian, or Catholic, or even an Atheist... after they've come to the age of reason. You need to stop and reason with yourself. If you can respect your friends life choices in religion, you can respect your kids. Your kids are people too. You are doing to your children, what North Korea has been doing to their population for decades. I'm not saying cut it out of their lives, I'm not saying don't expose them to it. But once your child reaches the age of reason and curiosity do not kick them out of the house because they decide to be an atheist or choose a different religion. This is the United States of America. We are founded on freedom of Religion. By forcing your children into a life of "insert religion here" you are being unamerican, and immoral. Shame on you. Shame on you and your stupid fascist religion. Fuck You.
NRA This is a new one. I used to think they weren't that bad. I really liked Charlton Heston's quote, "blah blah blah something blah... pry it from my cold dead hands." In fact I still use this as a hybrid quote for other random things, like icecream and Facebook. "I'll stop updating my status when you pry Facebook from my cold dead hands.", "I'll stop eating this icecream when you pry it from my cold dead sticky hands." But today, on TV, fucking the NRA, Wayne LaPierre the Chairman, said.... put MORE guns, into schools. That's right. Wayne LaPierre said, in reaction to the Connecticut shootings, put MORE guns into SCHOOLS. So his answer to guns killing children is more guns near children. I'm sorry, I thought Hilter killed himself in Germany. But apparently he works for the NRA today. Look, I like guns. I have no stance on gun control. But putting armed guards near children in school is a VERY BAD IDEA. I don't have as much faith in man as this guy does. People are not perfect. People have bad days. Me for example, I'm not usually this vocal about shit I hate. But I am today. Maybe a very disciplined armed kindergarten school guard with a gun might have a bad day after his 20 years of kindergarten school guard duty service. You never know. Bottom line. Bad idea. We have cops on the street shooting kids, now you want to put them inside the schools? FUCK YOU!
Militant Atheists Militant Atheists. Your cause is just, but your methods are really really bad. You think you are going to force people to give up religion by suing places for putting up pictures of Jesus on Christmas, or having the 10 Commandments in front of a court house? That is NOT going to convince people to become an Atheist. All that is going to do is make Christians and Catholics HATE Atheists. I'm an atheists and I'm ashamed at some of the bullshit I see online, and on TV. Atheists are finally just recently getting some positive attention and you are just ruining it. You are part of the problem that started the whole "War on Christmas" bullshit. STOP IT. Just be an Atheist. Be the definition of what the word Atheist means. Non-Thiest. What you all really are, are Religion Hating Asshole - eists. You are no better than the assholes who come to my door that try to shove pamphlets down my throat. Fuck You!
Creationists I have a very good friend that is actually a Creationist. I try to avoid debating with him on this subject because I know nothing I say will ever convince him. In fact, these people exist solely because they don't believe in "facts" and "science" and "evidence". Evolution has been proven time and time again across a broad spectrum of different scientific fields. Everything from Paleontology, to Geology, to Astronomy, to Particle Physics. Every field of science confirms that the earth is 4.6 Billion years old, NOT 6000 years old. Don't get me started on the bullshit about Noah's Ark. You are no better than the Dead Indian Ghost fucker. What's worse is the term "Christian Science". The definition of science is to disprove a theory, not to relentlessly try to prove that a book COULD be right. Read a god damn book that was written after 9th century (CE), asshole. Also, good friend, if you are reading this... Fuck You!
Scientology I like Sci-fi. Scientology is Sci-Fi gone wrong. I fear of getting sued by Scientology. Because this is the only reason their Church is still around. So instead of speaking out against them, enjoy these educational videos. Scientology, and Tom Cruise.
Homeopathy Homeopathy is evil because it is actually killing people. It is morally wrong. The idea of taking a proven medicine, and then diluting it down to 1/1000th of its dose and then taking it thinking it will cure you is so completely retarded that anyone that believes it should die from their illness. Steve Jobs had pancreatic cancer, he knew about it early on. If he used Western medicine, with a couple sessions of chemotherapy and he would have been fine. But no, he tried homeopathic remedies combind with some other bullshit first. Guess what, that dumbass is dead now, and I still refuse to buy his playschool (though impressively reliable) products. Killed by homeopathy. The only thing Homeopathy has proven to do is the placebo affect. Everyone knows that the placebo effect won't cure cancer, but it could relieve that horrible tension headache you've been getting from worrying about not getting enough of that homeopathic medicine you've been obsessing about. "Oh Honey, I have a sure fire way of getting you pregnant! Let's take my sperm, and dilute it down to 1/1000th of it's potency and inseminate you! It's sure to work!" Much like balance bands, and astrology, this is another economy that is based on a complete lie. FUCK YOU!
Assholes who think smoking is the source of all cancer Okay, I smoke. I've been trying to quit, because I know it does increase the chance of cancer, but I haven't yet. Shame on me. BUT. To all you assholes out there that THINK smoking will absolutely, positively give you cancer, Fuck You!. It's been proven that genetics, has more to do with your chances of getting cancer than anything else.. other than maybe sitting in a chair made of plutonium or taking a bath in radiated water. You see, the way DNA works is with enzymes. There are your proteins which make up your DNA and then these enzymes that put them together and replicate them. Some people have shitty lazy enzymes, and they can't correct DNA errors as easily as others. So when when that DNA replicates into another cell. Volla! Cancer. That's why some people have cancer at 4 years old, and others don't get cancer till they are well in their twilight years because their enzymes aren't doing their jobs as well as they used to. It's all a big genetic lottery. Now, did I win it? I have no idea. I might have cancer right now and not know. But smoking does have something called carcinogens in them that fuck with DNA and can cause cancer. But guess what, fruit has carcinogens, drinks.. BANANAS have a lot of potassium in them which is probably the most radioactive food out there. That shit can give you cancer if you eat enough of it. Hell right now there are low mass cosmic particles that are going through your body RIGHT NOW that could potentially knock out a piece of DNA and if your little asshole enzymes don't fix it.... well, just don't rely on homeopathy and I think you'll be fine. Now smoking and heart disease? That's a whole other story, and the answer to that is YES.
People who believe in true love If you believe there is that one perfect love somewhere out there that will take you away from all your problems... You've been watching too many chick flicks, or reading too many romance novels. There is no such thing as true love. Take it from me, the guy who has been in 6 serious relationships. All of the were good in their own ways, but all of them ended mostly because I wasn't willing to put up with certain things or I was to boring or whatever other bullshit I don't know. Look I don't understand women very well. I don't think most guys do. But what I do know is that there is no one true love. There is the puppy love stage, but then after that is all work buddy. You both have to make compromise after compromise. It's all fun and games until the Oxytocin runs out. Why am I complaining about this? Because there are some very attractive girls on Facebook that do nothing but post meme after meme, or poem after poem of how a man should be to their girl. I see it way too often. Some stereotypical bullshit our society has given us thanks to modern music and romantic television. Louis CK is famous for a reason. He speaks truth. But seriously, when you are in a relationship look at the facts. Consider your options. Take things seriously, and logically. Don't give into that girly bullshit high and mighty jargon women spew around the internet like it's their vaginal Bible. FUCK YOU! .... Ladies.
Back seat troubleshooters This is just about work... When you present me a problem. Don't offer a solution and demand I do THAT. Because 90% of the time, its not what you think it is. Now I know how most doctors feel. Jesus Christ, you are a Call Center agent, you sell cable. Your troubleshooting skills include, unplugging a box, plugging it back in, and telling people how to program their remotes. Don't tell me how to do my job, and I won't tell you how to plug/unplug shit. Fucker.
Straight up bullshitters Some people are so desperate for attention they'll lie through their teeth in front of your face. Problem is, most of these people are so bad at it, it's offensive. But you can't really call them out on it really, because of the guilt. It's so pathetic, you really can't bring yourself to tear down an already broken man. Just be yourself, fucker.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Bad Media. by M7600 @ 11:05 am
What happened in Connecticut is heart breaking. 18 Children had their entire lives a head of them and it was taken away by one deranged individual. Unfortunately, shootings are not uncommon here in the states. It's sparked the hot topic of the right to bare arms, and has become the main social topic this holiday season. I have friends that are religious gun owners, and I have friends that think guns should stay out of citizens hands. There seems to be a feud going on between them. I myself am not a gun aficionado, however owning a gun is on my bucket list. I don't have a stance at the moment on this jargon everyone is up in arms about, but I do have a stance on what the media is doing wrong and why something like this continues to happen.
Every time a shooting happens, with in an hour it's all over cable news channels. Then after that it's covered for weeks and weeks. The shooters names are mentioned over and over. Psychologists are largely ignored when something like this happens because they all say the same thing. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ON TV. Why do these deranged people kill? Attention. All the media is doing is inspiring more mentally ill individuals. Attention, albeit negative attention, is going to beget more shootings. All the media is doing is creating Martyr after Martyr after Martyr. What the media should be doing is keeping something this under wraps. Not only would it discourage or inspire more deranged individuals, it would have stopped any unnecessary explosion of debate and anger between citizens.
That being said, I'm sure making it harder to get a gun will probably reduce shootings. But the real control starts at conception. Education, a good moral upbringing, and a responsible parent is what really stops shootings. Combined with the prevention of the media creating martyrs, maybe some day shootings will be a barbaric thing of the past along with public executions and lynching. But even with just gun control I'm afraid something like this will still happen, may it be with a bomb or a plane. This is the world. Bad things happen, very often. But don't let the bad things guide what you know is right and just. I'm not sure what the answer is in regards to gun control, but we have to tread very carefully. With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
The first civilization, the Sumerians were wise beyond their days. Their wisdom in the form of story and myth applies even today, "We have the gift civilization, if we want to benefit from a civilized life, we must accept it all or none of it." Even in the most modern, and powerful country in the world situations like Connecticut happen. Never mind Syria, Libya, and all other parts of the world in complete turmoil. Maybe some day there will be perfect harmony. But for now there will be war, there will be violence, there will always be disagreements, and there will always be that one guy who snaps. Whatever we are now, I'm hoping it's not the end product.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
The cartoon that is the Fiscal Cliff... by M7600 @ 9:04 am
The cartoon that is the Fiscal Cliff. Much like a Cliff in a Warner Bros. cartoon, all you have to do is not look down and you won't fall off it. But also, the "Fiscal Cliff" is more a political term than it is really the US Economy falling to it's death. Now, I'm no economist, I'm no accountant, and I sure as hell can't do maths gewd. But what I am good at is understanding the bullshit that happens in capitol hill. If the Republicans and Democrats simply don't come to a conclusion, automatic tax hikes will take into effect to protect us from destruction. You won't notice anything till probably the middle of 2013 when it starts to take its weary toll on the public, but mostly all it will be is a payroll deduction. Not a big one... But enough to upset you.
The fiction of the Fiscal Cliff aside... listening to the political news every morning is really starting to twist my balls up. This stand off between the GOP and Democrats is completely unnecessary. The whole, "The GOP would rather save the rich than help the public." vs "Democrats are more willing to sink the ship for their crusade." I'm going to have to side with the Democrats.
Look, Obama won the election. The people voted for his economic plan. The more I look into this, the more I get the feeling the Republicans are simply trying to protect the rich. Yeah, you can say that protecting the rich protects the middle class via the trickle down malarkey. You can also evoke JFK, and say that taxes never generate revenue. I constantly see Republican's comparing the Obama tax hike to taxes on products. For example, Taxing cigarettes are going to force people to stop buying them, or go somewhere else to buy them, which will in turn cause a drop in revenue. That is a horrible and inaccurate analogy. Yes, Obama is taxing people who make more than 250,000 a year, but guess what, "98 percent of American families don't make that much money" AND there are tax cuts available for them to even things some things out. Simple things like swapping to double pan gas windows, and green vehicle use/parking, promoting health in the work place, and other random shit you can write off and save money. Not only is it going to make for healthy employees who don't need to suck up medicare costs, it's also going to make for a more productive company.
So raising taxes on the 250,000k/yr earners is going to destroy out economy right? Sure, lets assume so. That aside, that's not what the people voted for. Besides, I don't think anyone believes in reaganomics anymore. Obama wants to tax the rich more, and the GOP wants to cut spending. According to Boehner, the negotiations are "ridiculous" and Obama hasn't been "serious". Look Boehner, Obama even straight forward said, "Tell me what you want!". In other words, what program spending do you want to cut? Their answer was nothing, or rather, a cough and grumble. They have no idea what programs they want to cut. Cutting programs is a sensitive issue they don't want to touch, and don't know how to handle. They don't have a fucking plan. All they know is they just don't want to tax the rich, that they want to protect their own. The GOP needs to get their shit together if they are going to be taken seriously ever again. They already have the stereo type of racist and bigots. They want to be blamed for hurting the economy too? Oh wait, they already are. Obama won in a landslide election. The people voted, the people want to tax the rich.
This whole rant turned into me vomiting out stupid shit about how the GOP is seriously fucking up... but I have a small point. Obama has always seemed to want to be about the greater good, and the Republicans are pushing for harsh realities. But If we don't strive, we'll never get there.
Friday, November 30, 2012
I didn't choose the PC Life, the PC Life chose me. by M7600 @ 1:24 pm
Lately all I've been doing is playing the hell out of Assassin's Creed III. It's a good game but I miss Ezio Auditore. I think I like his character, not so much the universe of Assassin's Creed. PC gaming is getting better and better. I can't wait until I'm in my twilight years, at which point I'll be hooked up to my PC with a virtual reality interface, having sex with every ethnicity of Natalie Portman. But no seriously, thanks to cyber Monday I also picked Dark Souls: Prepare to Die, and James gifted me Batman Arkham City. Also, THQ is offering a special charity bundle pack where you can pay 1 dollar and get 6 games, or pay 6 dollars and get Saints Row The Third Thrown in. I recommend you get on that before it expires. So needless to say. I have unplayed PC games up to my balls, and I now feel obligated to play them all. When I finally finish, and I emerge from my cave looking like Smeagol I'll get back to working on that bucket list I set for myself before I turn 30.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Obama Nation, or Abomination? by M7600 @ 8:59 am
Watching the Election play out last night was surreal. When I was younger I never understood how older people can get so riled up over who the President is. But now that I'm the ripe old age of 159, I understand how someone can get super emotional about it. You're not just voting for the best man, you're voting for the direction of where you want the country to go.
SO, I wake up and the first text I get on my phone is from my mom; "Obama won again, brace for the worst. I love you." Oh man, I think she is in denial that I am a big Obama supporter. I know a lot of you are upset, and I know a lot of you think the world is going to end now that Obama has another 4 years to ruin this country. But, the majority of us have spoken. Romney lost by an overwhelming number, and he went out graciously. Even if Romney had won, the world wouldn't have ended. Obama was just a better candidate and Romney didn't do the things the majority of people were looking for. That and a combination of Sandy, Jeep, and Rape comments really put Romney in the corner at the end of his campaign. You win some you lose some. I'm also glad my Facebook didn't explode with anti-american comments from my right oriented friends. In fact I was the least gracious on Facebook. I was spamming my twitter with retarded pro Obama non-sense all day for the occasion. It was funny at the time, I didn't offend anyone directly, and I regret nothing. I hope that everyone can continue to be friendly and have optimism for the future just like we did before Election day. Don't let Politics and Religion separate you from your friends. Accepting diversity is more important than anyone can know.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Battleships by Mike @ 7:02 am
I've been updating a lot lately, mostly because of the gusto stemming from the debates. The last debate was last night, and shit. It was kind of painful to watch Romney fumble his words and seeming inconsistent. Saying the same phrases as much as 3 times in one sentence. What's even more amusing is watching both sides claim victory instantly. Though the polls are mostly swayed to Obama winning the debate, Fox News and Republican Twitter feeds are fast to "fact check" and claim Obama being wrong in every case. The liberal media is guilty of the same thing. However non-partisan sources do show that both were right in certain respects. But it was blatantly obvious to anyone who doesn't have a stick up their stubborn ass that Obama killed Romney in that debate on foreign affairs. Which was expected. The problem I had with it, is I really wanted to have Romney give his own 2 cents on foreign affairs. I wanted to see how little or much he knew about what's actually happening around the world. But instead, he agreed with everything the President said. He blamed him for not doing them sooner, but that's about as snark as he got with Obama. He also constantly tried to change the subject matter to economics, even fumbled a question going off track. Why even vote for Romney if he's going to do everything Obama is going to do. Romney basically endorsed Obama in last nights debate. Now go vote you fucking idiot.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Political Etiquette by Mike @ 9:45 am
Politics in general can cause some tension between friends, even break up a relationship. But still, it's absolutely fine to discuss and even trash talk. It's healthy to dislike someone a little bit if they seem to be "misguided". But there is a line that you should not cross. I like to call this line Political Etiquette. Political etiquette is something that a lot of people, mostly on Facebook, have forgotten. What am I talking about? What is Political etiquette? I'm talking about the dickfaces who are straight forward assholes to anyone who do not agree with their political view point. Now don't confuse this with bash talking the President or presidential candidates. They are fair game. You can call Romney a money hungry idiot, or a sleazy businessman. You can call Obama a failure of a President and even utter a racial slur at him. Sure some people will get offended when someone says something negative about your man Obama/Romney, but when it comes to your fellow country men that's where the line should be drawn. To outwardly say that someone is anti-american because they believe in one or the other candidate is not only bad Political Etiquette, it's ignorant. To call anyone a anti-american, a communist, or a Nazi because they support so and so is just in really bad taste. People believe what they believe. Forget whether it's true or not. It's their opinion and if they choose to believe it it's going to take a lot to convince them otherwise. Trust me. It's also in bad taste to say you are going to move to Canada or Mexico if someone is elected president as if the country is going to end. It won't. It won't end. It's not like Fallout 3 is going to happen. I mean seriously, we survived 8 years of Bush and he didn't do too bad for someone with a speech impediment. The President is surrounded by an asshole full of advisers, regulations, and guidelines that even the stuff they promise to do on "day one" probably won't happen. Like Guantanamo for example. You can blame Obama for that, but he doesn't make the final decision on stuff like that. (Congress I'm looking at you.) The Government works for the people not the other way around. What do you think Checks and Balances are for? They aren't just there to bore you in 5th grade. There are a lot of people on Facebook actively campaigning for a certain party. Which I am 100% okay with, it's just when they start to get personal. That's where the buck should stop. Attacking someones personal integrity is not going to convince someone to vote your way. If anything it's going to create more opposition. Grow up people. We are all Americans. Though thick and thin, through war and economic depression we are all brothers under the same flag. 'Murica. Fuck Yeah! Now go vote you fucking idiot.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Polygamy-tics. Warning, extremely bias. Like for real. by Mike @ 12:36 pm
I don't usually like to write about Politics because it usually ends in horrible debate and unneeded angst against good friends. But after watching the 2nd Presidential debate last night I have to say a few things about our friend Mittens. He has a binder full of women's names (so he says), he thinks all women are stay at home moms with little time to squeeze in a job, he thinks it's the single mothers fault automatic weapons kill Americans, he thinks America is of one god (Mormo, the Muppet god of the Mormons), and his son looks like THIS. Look, I'm sure a lot of what he said wasn't meant that way and it can be taken out of context, but still. A President just can't have that luxury. If you are going to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world you've got to be made of some pretty awesome stuff. Mittens has the pretty awesome hair, but he doesn't the pretty awesome anything else. The only thing Mittens has on Obawesome is that Obawesome did indeed raise the deficit. But Obamawesome didn't deny raising the deficit. He owned it, he also owned the crisis in Libya. He owned it good, he manned up like a President should. I think our friend Mittens chances of becoming President just fell flat on it's face. Also, I just saw an Obawesome AD narrated by Morgan Freeman. Yeah, that's right. Morgan Freeman. The voice of god. I'm not talking about the Bruce Almighty god he depicts in "Bruce Almighty". I mean, his voice is indeed literally the voice of god. He can talk about anything, anything at all and people will listen to him without disdain. It's over man.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Finally, an update! by Mike @ 4:04 pm
Hey there online public journal. I haven't updated you in a while. What have I been doing lately? Well, work. Work. Dating. Work. Replaying Assassin's Creed II through again. I turned 29, I have one year left to finish my bucket list. There's only 3 things on it. So... should be easy. 1. Own a gun. 2. Own an expensive suit. 3. Learn to play a musical instrument, any instrument for gods sake. I didn't do anything really fancy for my birthday. Bunch of friends came down and hung out. Turned out good.
But mostly what has been happening, is.... Every damn weekend, for the past maybe 8 weekends, one or more of my friends have requested to stay the night on my couch/floor. Which is cool. It usually ends up in a weekend of drinking down town. That's always fun. But doing that every weekend is equivalent to cutting holes in your pockets. (Pockets is where old people keep their money.) Bye bye money. Sure I'll pay 5 bucks for that one shot of vodka so I can get up enough courage to show off my Gangnam style dance I've been practicing in private. Good fun has been had these last few weeks. I'm even dating a girl. Not just any girl. A girl I had a crush on in middle school. She's cool. So yeah.
Halloween is coming up. I wanted to be Bane so I've been trying to bulk up my arms a lot. But the military vest I got in the mail totally doesn't work with the 'not so big muscles' I've managed to conjure. Also the Bane mask is too big. So I solved that problem by wearing my V for Vendetta mask underneath. So I guess this Halloween I'm going to be Bane for Vendetta. I may put on a flat bill too, and wear a box on my dick. Then I'll be, "Dick in a Box Bro-Bane for Vendetta". Should be interesting.
There I wrote something. Back to being busy with life. Bye Bye.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Fingernails by Mike @ 11:47 am
Forking over my car payment is like prying my fingernails out with pliers. Only my nails are money, and the pliers are/is the Bank. 2 more months and I'm free! Free to grow as many fingernails as I want. Oh man, I can't wait. I'm going to scratch so many itches I've had the last 6 years. Like a cat. Like how a cat scratches at you. Like when you try to give a cat a bath? They just scratch the shit out of you.. damn cat. Don't be a pussy. Water is safe. Don't be a dirty pussy cat. That's just nasty...
Monday, August 20, 2012
20's, it's not over yet! by Mike @ 9:26 am
So I turn 29 next month.. I've decided there are a few things I need take care of before I leave my 20's. Which means I have only a year and a month, which isn't much time. Especially since years feel like months to me now and considering my life style, I think I should keep the list pretty short. But this is what I've come up with.
Own an expensive suit. Own a gun. Learn to play an Musical Instrument. Broaden my cooking abilties. Fight a Bear in hand to hand combat.Check.
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Solar Anniversary by Mike @ 1:15 pm
On September 13th my Birthday will come about and I'll be on Orbit 29 of this existence around this Star. 29 years of being "alive". 29 years of being Human. Being a human has "opened my eyes", as you humans would say it. Just having these eyes is both gratifying and disconcerting. You people see in such short wave lengths. Everything is so pretty, but you can't see the whole picture. If I were as I was before, I would just be blind on this planet. Being able to visualize the entire spectrum has it's advantages... except here. There are all kinds of Radio waves flying around this place. You guys have huge towers of light. Your phones emit light. Everything emits bright light. It's blinding. You people even love to blanket your buildings with several different waves lengths light and give them digital names like. "Free Wifi", "Road Runner" and "Robot Homosexual". Man... don't get me started on your requirement for fluid exchange to reproduce. I think I'll stay human for another few years and then go back to what I was. You people are fun. I like it here. Best Party rock I've been to this millennium. Props to you humans, keep doing your thing. I'll be watching.
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Birthday Partying by Mike @ 11:24 am
Barret came down to celebrate part of his Birthday in San Diego. I sometimes forget how good having friends around makes me feel. I get stuck in my "I live in [insert game], and occasionally have to deal with life." mode, too often. Barret came down with a good handful of decade old friends. Good fun was had. There was drinking, there was a Beach, there was Frisbee throwing, there was good food, and there was drinking. Also drinking. It was a very successful fun filled weekend. Not only because it was a jolly good time with jolly good friends. But because we got Barret drunk and this was the result. Props to Kris for the original video.
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
What dreams are made of... by Mike @ 8:00 am
Sleeping pills occasionally give me crazy dreams, but these last few dreams have been so outlandish and random dreams. Last night I dreamed I was in the military, and I was dishonorably discharged for having the wrong amount of chewing gum in my backpack. I then ended up living on my own in an Apartment in Florida where I starting having breathing problems and then had a heart attack. I died there on the floor of my apartment gasping for air thinking to myself, this is exactly how my dad died. I suddenly woke up face down in my bed, with my neck laying on my pillow.
Previous dreams: Argument with Obama over what color my Volkswagen should be. Dinosaur chasing me in a Walmart designed for giants. I was in a Toyota pickup truck trying to out run a T-Rex. Lived my entire life out, married my ex girlfriend, had kids, retired, told my son I loved him moments before I died. Gained the ability to shoot toothpaste out of my finger tips. ...and other crazy shit I can't remember.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Dust to Dust by Mike @ 11:29 am
Warning, this is a deep thought post. I'm not high I swear.
I consider myself an Atheist, but I wanted to express the romance in death and life. How I cope with mortality. So I'm going to type this monstrosity up.
How often do you think about your mortality? Most people probably don't give it too much thought. People my age are too busy living their lives to stop and think about what we are. People my age are starting families, working on their career, or struggling financially. So there's no time to think about what makes that all matter. Why are you struggling to stay alive? The question starts out that way, but you'll end up asking yourself a different question. What are we really? I'm not talking about being religious. I'm talking about what we have been since the beginning of time. What we will be until the end of time.
Every molecule on this planet can be traced back to the crucibles of stars. When stars die, elements are created. When stars nova, heavier elements are created. As the generation of stars progress more heavier complicated elements are created. Hydrogen, Helium, Carbon, and Oxygen dominate the universe. Sound familiar? We are made of the most basic elements. From those 4 elements we can basically make most of what we need to be alive. Water for example. Stars are probably the closest things to Gods that we are able to conceive.
What are you? Are you several living cells working together? Are you your consciousness? Or are you simply a jumble of molecules? If living cells and consciousness are a lucky consequence of these molecules that make us up. It's fair to say we are in fact molecules despite what defines us as a individual.
So what does that mean? That means you are star debris, or star dust. That means you have been around a very long time. Almost since the beginning of time itself. You've changed, evolved, and came to be what you are today. You will exist for a short time conceiving this universe the best way you can before you return to your molecular existence. My ancestors are still on this planet scattered about, unconscious, inanimate, yet existing. They are still there physically. Their human characteristics are gone, but human characteristics including everything we hold dear in life is still a human invention. When you are done with life, none of that will matter to you anymore.
So we are all just dust. You, me, your mom, your dog, your car, your cell phone, this planet.. all star dust. It's not as depressing as it sounds. The dust is part of the universe, along with every other force that supports our consciousness. Gravity, strong force, weak force, electromagnetic forces, and every other yet to be known force. It all plays a role in supporting our ability to conceive. You aren't alone, you are part of the universe. The universe is expanding, unfolding. You are as Carl Sagan puts it, “We are a way for the cosmos to know itself.” … If not for a brief moment on a cosmological time scale. That's what makes my mortality romantic.
Though, I wouldn't mind an extra 1000 years of life.
Party Party Party by Mike @ 8:14 am
Went clubbing Saturday night. Fun was had. I think my new favorite place downtown is Voyeur. I'm not a clubby person, but Voyeur is like a grown up rave. I can get down with that. I think I'm unofficially banned from actual raves. Last time I went I felt like a pedophile because there were 14 year old girls dressed like strippers there. I think my rave days are over. But I can always find clubs that play electronic and pretend it's 2003 again.
You don't realize how old you are until one day a friend from elementary/middle school/high school school moves into your town and it's been 12 years since you've seen them. Is it me or are decades seeming less like a long time? I'm not even 30 yet. God damn. Either way, nostalgia hang out time!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Fuck LJ, Fuck Tumblr, Fuck Blogspot.. I'm starting my own Journal... with Blackjack... and and HOOKERS. In fact forget the journal. by Mike @ 1:44 pm
So I decided to start one of these again. I had one on Live Journal, which is still there... It spans back to 2002. I often like to go back and try to ignite some nostalgia by reading my own old entries. However, every time I go back to read old entries I end up punching my illiterate self in the nuts. It's very painful to read. Not that I'm any better now, but who's to say in another 10 years I won't be saying the same thing again. You know? But at least this time... THIS time... no... there no advantage this time. I'm still pretty illiterate.
I'm sure you've all been wondering where I've been the last year and a half. By "you all", I mean the negative number which represents the people I'm not always in contact with who are good friends of mine. What? Anyway, the point is to make me happy and have some kind of journal that may outlive me. I'm coming to re-realize my mortality (I went through something similar when I was 6 years old) now that I'm nearing the elderly age of 30. 30 years old. I know that's not "old". But the magic number 30 signifies all the victories I've accomplished in my lifetime. Victories like, not being homeless, having a good stable job doing what I like, and of course not being dead. Dead is bad. But I digress. So here's a short list of significant things I've done in the last year in a half, that I can remember... or care about.
Good friends: Plus alcohol. It's what you do in San Diego at night. Quit smoking for the 38th time: Then Started again. 8 Mile Spartan Race: Almost died from heat exhaustion, uber proudness cross the finish line, got a medal, and professional shots of me in action. PC Games: That's whats been taking up most of my free time. Played through the Mass Effect Trilogy, Assassin's Creed games (waiting on AC3), and finally finished Fallout New Vegas. I recently caved into buying Skyrim... Looks like my habits won't change for a while.... Dated a girl: Dated a girl #8. It's already over, I think. Not sure. Ready for #9. I'm never going to understand females. It's okay, I've got Skyrim. Got a 61inch TV for free from work: For free motherfucker! They were just going to throw it away. The fools. Got a Raise: More money more problems... taxes Muscles: Still working out. Keeping in shape. V is still there. Abs becoming harder to maintain. Want Chocolate. Started a Venus Transit Cult: Only 3 people joined, coconut punch was a bad choice. No one drank it, no one died. Start another Jouranl: This one.
I might update this list in another post if I remember something significant that I've accomplished or would like to mention. But that about sums it up. I'm sure there were little things here and there that I missed or forgot to mention. Sorry future me for the lack of details. I'll try to write 'weller' in the future.
Mike-metheus by Mike @ 1:11 pm
Hello World. My name is Michael, or Mike for short. This website is here for the sole purpose to glorify my own narcissism and amply my awesome. Well, I'm not THAT awesome. Actually, I'm a little crazy. 'Some' would say "insane". Luckily only a few of those 'some' are doctors. The rest are ex-girlfriends and foster parents. Nah, I'm kidding I'm not that nuts. I'm actually a pretty normal guy. I'm just glad they finally gave us internet access here in the asylum. Welcome to Mike's Chaos.
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